good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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