That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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