How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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