New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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