erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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