Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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