dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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