oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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