i just google imaged poop.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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