It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
as a side note pls kill me
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