I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
its liver damage thursday
that may or may not have been my penis.
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