i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize