i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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