is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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