another moral hangover. fuck.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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