Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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