Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
