just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
