Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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