Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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