i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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