i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
