He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You can make out without kissing
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