thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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