I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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