My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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