I got her a Nickelback box set.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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