Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm too high and old for this...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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