fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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