He felt like a one man threesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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