I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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