Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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