ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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