I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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