Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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