ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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