Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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