he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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