Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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