apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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