i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
ok first of all what the fuck
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