you guys were way drunker than both of me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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