just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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