I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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