So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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