I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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