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(201): View more from New Jersey

I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.

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(559): View more from California

I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.

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(940): View more from Texas

I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.

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(925): View more from California

Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.

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Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.

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Condoms?

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(503): View more from Oregon

When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse

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