She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
