I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
do herpes really smell.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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