Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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