Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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