Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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