I think i peed on brittanys purse
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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