that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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