Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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