you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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