I have demons in me.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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