i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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