Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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