Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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