He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm bleeding and have questions
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