Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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