i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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